Ayini amaphoyisa angaqondakali namuhla, ngaphansi kwanoma yiziphi izaba aya etiyeni letiye. Futhi umama wekhaya muhle kakhulu, nami bengizoya kuye. Wayeyinsizwa ethuthuke kakhulu, wanginika yona kuzo zonke izimbobo ngaphandle kwenkinga. Hhayi bo, nami ngifuna umama wekhaya onjalo! Lucky dude, ubesendaweni efanele ngesikhathi esifanele, wambhebha kamnandi.
Lapho unkosikazi eyisigebengu, kulula kakhulu ukukhokha izikweletu. Ungahlala umfaka ngaphansi kombolekisi. Ukholo alufake kumyeni wakhe lufana nehlazo lesifebe. Umyeni wakhe wakhetha ingubo lapho azoya khona kubathandi bakhe, futhi ama-panties ayingqungquthela ye-puritanical engadingekile. Abukeke njengowesifazane ogobile. Uze wathembisa nokumenzela ifilimu amaNegro ku-smartphone yakhe ukuze anikeze umyeni wakhe ubufakazi bokuthi usesikhokhile isikweletu sakhe sokugembula. Ama-trambos amnyama asebenza kanzima izintelezi zakhe, eziphonsa ekujuleni - intombazane yabubula ngaphansi kobukhulu bayo, kodwa ihambisana nazo zonke izifiso zamahhashi ase-Afrika. Isikweletu siyasetshenziswa, futhi oshisayo usize ukusikhokha.
Mantombazane, ubani ofuna ukukhothwa ingquza?